The Flat Out Large Duo Bundle
For the gear junkie, the weekend warrior, and that one uncle with 14 extension cords.
📦 Ships faster than you can say “Where the hell is that cord?”
You know that pile of cables in your garage that’s been mocking you since 2017?
Yeah. It’s time to show it who's boss.
The “I Swear I’ll Get Organized” Bundle comes with two game-changing Multi-Reels and one glorious orange strap to hold your life together (literally). It’s like therapy for your gear—without the awkward group sharing circle.
What’s in the Box (Besides Your New Sense of Control):
🎯 2x Original Multi-Reel
- The big daddy of organization
- Holds 100ft of cable, hose, or the ghost of tangled cords past
- Stackable, durable, and built for battle
🎯 2x Compact Multi-Reel
- For the everyday chaos
- Holds 50ft of the thick stuff or 100ft of the "why do I even own this?" stuff
- Fits neatly in small spaces—unlike your emotional baggage
🎁 2x FREE Flat Out Stacking Strap
- Bright orange, so you won’t lose it (unless you try)
- Wraps your reels up tighter than Aunt Karen’s holiday hugs
- One-hand carry = cool points unlocked
Why You Need This:
- Because your cords deserve better than a tangled graveyard
- Because you're tired of tripping over your own hose
- Because pretending you’ll "clean it next weekend" isn’t working
- Because it’s cheaper than a chiropractor visit
Warning:
Side effects may include:
- Unexplained bursts of garage pride
- The urge to show neighbors your neatly stacked shelves
- Sudden increase in tool-based productivity
Buy the “I Swear I’ll Get Organized” Bundle Today
Your cords will thank you. Your back will thank you.
Your future self? Oh, they’re sending you a fruit basket.